✡ my little black angel ✡


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espeonofficial:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"

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relahvant:

facegroper:

kripke-is-my-king:

katyisimmoral:

I’m sorry, but what is the opposite of oral?

anal? 

What kind of test is this

written?…


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gold-skies:

shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

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lappinglakeslikeleerylunns:

stayspectacular:

mildlyamused:

An artist with Alzheimer’s drawing self-portraits.
Terrible, frightening disease.

this is one of the saddest things ever.

Such a sad thing to witness.
bandaqed:

dad brought home mini pizza ⌔ ⌔


in what universe is that mini?